White Dress [Caleb Lee Hutchinson Version]

My baby wants a white dress And a husband to go with it And if I’m not mistaken I think that she’s looking at me I guess I don’t know who else it would be And see it’s not like I don’t want to It’s just the stores fresh out of my suit And there’s no other place on earth That’s weaving vegan fleece Into groomswear on the cheap Well ok I might be hiding from something It’s not like forever is promising nothing Now is it? And you don’t wanna sell a gently used ring Or figure out who gets Fido which days Now do you? So don’t look at me like that it’s not like I’m running away I’ve got no agenda that I’m neglecting to say I don’t wanna keep you unwed into the grave I just need a minute just one minute babe She asks “what’s the hold up? If you really think you’re gonna What changes between now and some distant day?” To be honest it might look like nothing I could tart myself up falsely And affect manhood expertly Handsome smile, charming toast, camera flash Wouldn’t you rather it not be an act? So what’s the big deal if I’m frightened of something