Modern Guys

Using all the roommate Apps like they are dating ones Sittin on a bread crate Standing on our trust funds Honey Copy -ing my girlfriends haircut Sippin on a fruit drink Calling it a frothy one Funny I've been Blockin out my childhood Sittin on a bike seat Lookin like a child would Macbook in a basket Asking if we f*ck good Chatting up the marxist Girls just like a man should If life caught me at a different time I'd be a guy that you could televise If I could be a little softer spoken at times I could be one of the modern guys Before someone told me I was fine Someone told me I was steppin out of line If I had time to tuck my shirt in right I could be one of the modern guys Sitting in the front row Not even on my phone Always makin safe jokes Not quite what I'm known for Oh well Secrets all stack up in my friend Groups that keep it Loudest When they're playing board games My old mates don't even know me I can't talk it out though Confrontation throws me Lately I've been Sipping herbal teas and Market trips on weekends Don't care what they charge me Money If life caught me at a different time I'd be a guy that you could televise If I could be a little softer spoken at times I could be one of the modern guys Before someone told me I was fine Someone told me I was steppin out of line If I had time to tuck my shirt in right I could be one of the modern guys If life caught me at a different time I'd be a guy that you could televise If I could be a little softer spoken at times I could be one of the modern guys Before someone told me I was fine Someone told me I was steppin out of line If I had time to tuck my shirt in right I could be one of the modern guys