The Monster In My Closet

As long as I can remember The monster in my closet Would only come out when I fell asleep Oh, so deep it would creep Was it just in my head? I would dread when mama said "Time for bed" Was it up to no good or just misunderstood? I said, "That's not nice" I said, "I'm gonna kick his ass" I'm gonna kick his ass (That's not nice) I said, "That's not nice" I said, "I'm gonna kick his ass" I'm gonna kick his ass (That's not nice) Fire in the back seat Fire in the front seat Chalk it up to bad luck We ride together We die together Fire in the back seat Fire in the front seat Chalk it up to bad luck We ride together We die together Is he gonna come in here? Is he gonna come in here? Is he gonna come in here? Is he gonna come in here? He's gonna kick my ask I said, "That's not nice" I said, "I'm gonna kick his ass" I'm gonna kick his ass (come out, come out) (That's not nice) I said, "That's not nice" I said, "I'm gonna kick his ass" I'm gonna kick his ass (come out, come out) (Oh, okay) Turns out it was my only friend It stuck with me until the very end Don't break just bend And now we're stardust Each other we trust Visiting other galaxies To create new lands and seas Fire in the back seat Fire in the front seat Chalk it up to bad luck We ride together We die together Fire in the back seat Fire in the front seat Chalk it up to bad luck We ride together We die together