Captain Pollution Theme Song

Doctor Blight, the brilliant scientist, no longer wants to tolerate the environmental protection of our planet caused by people's exaggerated morals and ethics She creates five rings with devastating powers for five chosen ones For Looten Plunder from America, the power of deforestation For Duke Nukem from Australia, the power of super radiation For Sly Sludge from Italy, the power of smog For Verminous Skumm from China, the power of toxics And for Doctor Blight herself, the power of hate When these five devastating forces combine, they create the most powerful destroyer on Earth Captain Pollution Go Pollution! Go Pollution! Go Pollution Go Pollution! Go Pollution! Go Pollution With deforestation's cleave, radiation's glow, smog's thick weave Toxins that in waters seethe, and hatred that does never leave These powers, in him interleave, a future for man, he does conceive Hear what Captain Pollution has to say because looting and polluting is the only way Go Pollution! Go Pollution! Go Pollution Go Pollution! Go Pollution! Go Pollution Captain Pollution thrives, he's on a quest, absorbs radiation, smog, and toxic zest His might grows as he ingests, standing tall, an unstoppable conquest Master of chaos, with power compressed, in his veins, the world's darkness is expressed Hear what Captain Pollution has to say because looting and polluting is the only way Go Pollution! Go Pollution! Go Pollution Go Pollution! Go Pollution! Go Pollution Captain Pollution, his powers unite, erases the green with his fearsome might With hatred and toxins, he fights the good fight Cleansing the Earth of the moralists' blight, banishing them from day to night Hear what Captain Pollution has to say because looting and polluting is the only way Go Pollution! Go Pollution! Go Pollution Go Pollution! Go Pollution! Go Pollution Captain Pollution's power now soars beyond his peers, not bound by any ring His creators he outgrows, extinguishing their flame with a single swing With Earth a shadow of its past, his dark crusade to the stars he'll bring Spreading his polluted gospel, a cosmic conquest under his wing Hear what Captain Pollution has to say because looting and polluting is the only way Go Pollution! Go Pollution! Go Pollution Go Pollution! Go Pollution! Go Pollution By your polluting powers combined, I am Captain Pollution Go Pollution! Go Pollution! Go Pollution Go Pollution! Go Pollution! Go Pollution Hear what Captain Pollution has to say because looting and polluting is the only way Captain Pollution