A Sail of Two Titties II: 2 Fast 2 Funbags

We were riding the waves of stardom on high When it all came crashing down We'd sailed round the world By the power of tits Like rapists of renown It did haunt us each day For we could not repay our debt with gold doubloons We had to return that mermaid's brassiere To hold her big jibbooms As sailors, we all knew wrong from right We owed her support and we owed her our lives So we pushed up the sails and set to the west So we could lift this weight off of our chests On a dark stormy night, the look-out did spy The mermaid swimming round But she didn't float as good as she should And we thought that she could drown She couldn't go under for very long Her lungs couldn't hold much breath And when she finally beached on shore We saw her deflated breasts The captain couldn't believe what we'd done Without bra support, her bags lost their fun This mermaid once had a bountiful rack But the sail of two titties had rendered it flat The captain then cried out to the crew "Is there a doctor on this ship? That once busty mermaid who'd saved our ass Now needs us to save her tits" I then came forth with an idea so crazy it might work I'd implant her titties with jellyfish To make those floppers perk The surgery it went on through the night I put one in the left and two on the right Then I strapped on the bra and hooked it in front And the sail of two titties had restored her bust We'd almost lost hope for her mammary glands But the sail of two titties lifted our hopes again