Grosse Pointe Perch

Have you heard the one about the Grosse Pointe perch? It's long and white and it swims all night You never want to catch yourself a Grosse Pointe perch Twas late one night 'Bout half past twelve I popped into a drugstore and took it off the shelf Slipped that rubber on my dingus When my lady asked for penis So I wouldn't make no babies when I ringed her bell I humped and pumped Til my battleship was sunk I filled that scumbag with a healthy dose of spunk When the deed was done I quickly made a run To send it Downriver when I flushed the thunderjug Grosse Pointe perch Grosse Pointe perch Have you heard the one about the Grosse Pointe perch? It's long and white and it swims all night You never want to catch yourself a Grosse Pointe perch That morning came a fisherman The big one in his sights He went to catch his dinner down by the riverside With his hook in the water His good eye on the bobber He waited for the big one to tug his line After about an hour The pole began to jerk T'was reeling in the big one with a little bit of work The fish put up no fight And soon he would know why That fisherman had caught my Grosse Pointe Perch Now the Grosse Pointe Perch Goes by many different names A Coney Island Whitefish will make you feel the same A Chesapeake Cod Might feel good on your rod But if you get one on your hook you'll die from shame Grosse Pointe perch Grosse Pointe perch Have you heard the one about the Grosse Pointe perch? It's long and white and it swims all night You never want to catch yourself a Grosse Pointe perch A Grosse Pointe Perch ain't meant to be filet'd You can't make caviar from the eggs it lays Don't poach, smoke it, and certainly don't poke it Just throw it in the river and let it swim away Grosse Pointe perch Grosse Pointe perch This is the one about the Grosse Pointe perch It's long and white and it swims all night You never want to catch yourself a Grosse Pointe perch