Hedonism, Too

I said to my wife one day Why don't we sail away Take a trip on a cruise ship And head the Caribbean's way All the while I had plan While in that tropic land To swap my wife for the wife Of a like minded man Oh the Virgin Islands had to change their name When I was through I went to sea in search of fun and hedonism, too So then we booked a cruise I had nothing to lose I was hoping for some strange To chase away my blues When we climbed aboard The ship was loaded up with whores I couldn't wait to cum On Jamaican shores All along the way I was dropping subtle hints I told my wife to drink more wine And freely bare her tits I asked if she recalled Our sex life when we were young Then I'd point at a dude's swimming trunks And say "boy, he sure looks hung" The Virgin Islands had to change their name When I was through I went to sea in search of fun and hedonism, too One night at the hotel bar I couldn't believe my luck We met a sexy lady Who was married to a cuck I popped a few Viagra A few Cialis too And I ate dozen oysters To fully get in the mood That night we had a ball I put my cock in every hole But then 4 hours later My cock still was quite swole Now the doctor says "castration" Should have stuck to masturbation I finally got to swing And broke my cock while on vacation The Virgin Islands had to change their name When I was through I went to sea in search of fun and hedonism, too