captains of the head isle of lesbos şarkı sözleri
It's a damn fucked life full of toil and strife
We headmen undergo
And it gets worse when the voyage is cursed
And hard winds do blow
We were homeward bound from the Arctic ground
Aith a good ship, better than most
But the ship went down when we ran aground
On the Isle of Lesbos
Ran aground in Old Lesbos, me boys
Ran aground in Old Lesbos
We were homeward bound but we ran aground
On the Isle of Lesbos
When we debarked, the night was dark
And we all swam for land
As the waves did breach we made the beach
And rested on the sand
As daylight came it became plain
From signs along the coast
No men're allowed upon the ground
Of the Isle of Lesbos
Not allowed in Old Lesbos, me boys
Not allowed in Old Lesbos
Oh they signs they said, there's no place for men
On the Isle of Lesbos
Three maidens came to inspect our gang
In Subaru's they did ride
With hair in their pits and bra-less tits
For they had no use for guys
Our first mate was quick with his pervy wit
And asked if he could stand watch
As we gazed upon their husky thighs
That did frame a hairy crotch
No razors in Old Lesbos, me boys
No razors in Old Lesbos
There's no urinals, just a bunch of girls
On the Isle of Lesbos
As they advanced, we stood no chance
So prisoners we became
We all did hope they'd take us home
And punish us by gang bang
But we were placed in a cage and tortured for days
With nothing to do but cry
As they all played golf, walked their dogs
And ate out at the Y
Can't get off in Old Lesbos, me boys
Can't get off in Old Lesbos
Let death come soon for we'll get no poon
On the Isle of Lesbos
We were starving to death while gazing at breasts
And the days were so long
We kept offering dick, but they'd take none of it
Satisfied with strap-ons
With death coming near, I let go'a fear
And reflected on my life
And the the last thing I saw was a big butch accordion sound
Going down on her wife
Going down in Old Lesbos, me boys
Going down in Old Lesbos
We ran aground now I'm six feet down
On the Isle of Lesbos
Ran aground in Old Lesbos, me boys
Ran aground in Old Lesbos
We were homeward bound but we ran aground
On the Isle of Lesbos

