Keep Your Maidenhead

Oh the catholic girls all say that there can be no way For them to engage in sex before their wedding day But girls I must convey that we all can play For there's another route to take if you can take a little pain It's the loophole, I'm talking 'bout your poophole You can wait to pop your cherry til the night that you are married That's the loophole, just stick it in your poophole You can keep your maidenhead if you use your ass instead It's my case that I'll defend, if disbelief you can suspend That your body cannot be befouled if it's in your bottom end Just give your waist a bend, grit your teeth and then pretend That even the Pope himself would bless you buttfucking your friends It's the loophole, I'm talking 'bout your poophole You can f*ck a bunch of cocks so long as you use your buttocks That's the loophole, just slide it in your poophole You can keep your maidenhead if you use your ass instead Now take it slow, don't take fast, pump the brakes and not the gas You've gotta warm that engine up or you're headed for a crash Let your booty just relax, add a lubrication splash Hell, even Jesus's mother went to town upon an ass It's the loophole, I'm talking 'bout your poophole God don't seem to care if it's in your derrière That's the loophole, just shove it in your poophole You can keep your maidenhead if you use your ass instead What a loophole, just run it up your poophole Baby God will understand if put it in your can That's the loophole, just run it up your poophole You can keep your maidenhead if you use your ass instead That's the loophole, talkin about your poophole A little sodomy doesn't negate virginity That's the loophole, talkin about your poophole It's no coinkidinky, you'll stay clean if you get stinky That's the loophole, talkin about your poophole You can keep your virgin vows if the cum goes in your bowels That's the loophole, talkin about your poophole By the rules you can abide if you poke out your brown eye That's the loophole, talkin about your poophole If you don't want to break the rule-o stick the boner in your culo That's the loophole, talkin about your poophole The good lord wouldn't smite her if she used her angry spider That's the loophole, talkin about your poophole You can keep a perfect twat if you use your balloon knot That's the loophole, talkin about your poophole The pearly gates won't shut if you're fuckin' in da butt That's the loophole, talkin about your poophole No reason to abstain if you're cool with making stains That's the loophole, talkin about your poophole The sins, you won't collect 'em if the dick is in your rectum That's the loophole, talkin about your poophole Baby god don't give shit if you put it where you sit That's the loophole, talkin about your poophole God would never blame us for some fucking in the anus That's the loophole, talkin about your poophole Jesus thinks it's cool if you're pushing in your stool That's the loophole, talkin about your poophole Heaven lets you roll in if you just f*ck in the colon That's the loophole, talkin about your poophole You priest won't give a crap if you dirty your mud flaps That's the loophole, talkin about your poophole Heaven's waiting for your soul if you only use bunghole That's the loophole, talkin about your poophole No need to call a priest, her man is in her kiester That's the loophole, talkin about your poophole No reputation damage if you sail the windward passage That's the loophole, talkin about your poophole St. Peter'll still allow her if just her rosebud is deflowered That's the loophole, talkin about your poophole Even if you're orthodox you can f*ck the fart box That's the loophole, talkin about your poophole You're just gonna have to trust me you can f*ck in the shit pussy That's the loophole, talkin about your poophole You'll get into heaven's gates, just drive the Hershey Interstate That's the loophole, talkin about your poophole Jesus won't forsake her if she uses her log maker That's the loophole, talkin about your poophole Gods ok with chocolate so just f*ck your prison wallet That's the loophole, talkin about your poophole You can make your first communion if you're fuckin where you're pooin' That's the loophole, talkin about your poophole You'll still meet the great redeemer if you cause a Cleveland Steamer That's the loophole, talkin about your poophole I have to mention, by the the way, this don't apply a if you're a gay That's the loophole, talkin about your poophole If you went catechism fill your butthole with some jism That's the loophole, talkin about your poophole Say your prayers and genuflect then f*ck a butt when you're erect That's the loophole, talkin about your poophole Now I'm all done with rhymin' but you still got your hymen That's the loophole, talkin about your poophole You can keep your maidenhead if you use your ass instead