Off to Sea Once More (A Trans-Atlantic Tale)

After a trans-Atlantic Cruise, I went upon a spree Me money alas I spent it fast, got drunk as drunk could be And when me money was all gone on liquor and the whores I made up me mind that I was inclined to go to sea no more No more, no more To go to sea no more I made up me mind that I was inclined to go to sea no more Then I was walking down the street & I met sweet Angeline She said: "come home with me, me lad, and we'll have a fucking time" But when I awoke after giving a poke, I found I was all alone My silver watch & me money too and my whole bloody cock was gone Was gone, was gone My whole bloody cock was gone It was when I awoke after giving a poke, my whole bloody cock was gone I located my cock and I staggered in shock to find crazy Doctor Brown I asked if he could make me whole and he looked me up & down He said: "I'm afraid but the way you've been flayed, it won't be just like before I can hollow the spout and turn it inside out but you'll be a man no more" No more, no more You'll be a man no more A girly you'll be & you'll sit down to pee, you'll be a man no more He laid me upon his table, my blood was running cold He stitched away for hours on end to craft my pussy folds And when the final stitch was set I loudly made a grunt For I was the first lad in the world to have a lady's cunt A cunt, a cunt I have lady's cunt Now I was the first lad in the world to have a lady's cunt Come all you seafaring lads that listen to me song When you go a-big boating, boys make sure to protect your dong You take my tip when you come off a trip don't f*ck with any whores Settle down and be wed, keep your cock instead, then go off to sea once more Once more, once more Go off to sea once more Hear my song and protect your schlong then go to sea once more A cunt, a cunt I have lady's cunt Oh I am the first lad in the world to have a lady's cunt