The Handkerchief Code

Whoaoooo, whoawhoawhoaoooo, whoaoooo If ya see a blue flag hangin' from my left pocket it means I'll f*ck all your holes If an orange flag hangs down from my right pocket it means that anything goes And that's called the handkerchief code The boys out in Frisco town had a problem back in the day There was no way to identify who was straight and who was a gay It was hard to find an acceptable mate and to find out what they liked It was hard to differentiate 'tween a queen and a spiky haired flute sound Then one day an idea came that quickly changed the game A nautical accordion sound saw a nautical flag and gay sex was never the same Yeah the boys out in Frisco town took a tip from the sailors at sea They'd hang a flag down from their ass to communicate secretively If ya see a black flag hanging from my left pocket it means that I'll beat you up If a red flag hangs down from my right pocket you can shove your fist up my butt And that's called the handkerchief code Now instead of shapes and instead of bars, colored hankies would duly report If you liked to be ridden dry or if you like water sports The pocket you chose would indicate if you bottom or you top And the pocket you chose would indicate If you're allowed to say stop Oh the boys out in Frisco town were surely now in luck The hanky code had made it clear just who was ready to f*ck And if a blue flag hangs down from the left, your asshole was probably tight But if that same flag hangs down from the right, your asshole won't put up a fight No your asshole won't put up a fight If ya see a gray flag hangin' from my left pocket, it means that I'll tie you up If green flag hangs down from my right pocket, you can gladly pay me to f*ck And that's called the handkerchief code. If ya see a brown flag hangin' from my left pocket, it means you'll eat all my shit If a yellow flag hangs from my right pocket, then I'll drink all of your piss And that's called the handkerchief code Whoaoooo, whoawhoawhoaoooo, whoaoooo