The Wreck of the Oscar Mayer

It's a tale as old as time The story's yours, the story's mine It's not clear if it's the truth But it's the wurst one from our youth Oh we've all got our own take And brother please let me frank Furthermore I'll take a shot With story that's red-hot This is a song about the girl from your high school... That stuck a hot dog up'er pussy Oh the facts are clear as mud Did it break or was it lost? Was it frozen, was it thawed? Did her mom use the salad tongs? And was she the only one Or did 10 girls get their fun By sticking wieners in their cunts Instead of steaming a bun This is a song about the girl from your high school... That stuck a hot dog up'er pussy Did she go to the ER? By ambulance or by car? Did she even miss a class? Did they fish it out of her ass? Was it day or was it dark? Am I even I'm the ball park. Did her brother scarf it down Because she left it laying around? This is a song about the girl from your high school... That stuck a hot dog up'er pussy