Voyage a Trois

This is a song about vacation, a vacation without need for masturbation. About a good lookin' man off in foreign lands, with appetite for fornication Who enjoys a good rendezvous and his tastes run a little taboo So take off your pants, let's have dance 'cause this tango takes more than two At chateau in old Versailles, I met a girl and a guy We started to drink then I started to think We should go home together that night The wine continued to flow And then the next thing you know She had one in her cunt and one in her butt That we'd loosened up with some Bordeaux Bon voyage, say fromage We're sailing into ooh la la Ju veux te bai-ser with your friend over there On a voyage a trois At café in Gay Paree I met Francois & Marie We fucked for an hour, made our own Eiffel Tower And I sucked his dick accident-ly Now I was so confused I'd never sucked off any dudes But they both had small tits and hairy armpits And acted incredibly rude Bon voyage, Say fromage We're sailing into ooh la la Ju veux te bai-ser with your friend over there On a voyage a trois Two lesbians at a bar in Quebec Offered to pick up the cheque If with them I'd go home & give them a bone For they suffered from wiener neglect I was drowning in buttcheeks Drained my balls in both Nordiques They tapped out my dong then strapped on strap-ons And made an Eiffel Tower of me Bon voyage, Say fromage We're sailing into ooh la la Ju veux te bai-ser with your friend over there On a voyage a trois Bon voyage, Say fromage Sus my pin, je nais se qua Ni-que ta mère Va te faire en-cu-ler! On a voyage a trois