Texas Twit

There's was a girl named Edna Down in Texas She was hot as a depot stove I shot her one quick glance when I seen a chance She said Baby I'm ready to go Well I took her home and I laid her down And what I did find was a hole In her screen door that crazy whore Baby it's time to roll A man named Sam in Alabam' He could move a steer with a smile Thought he ought should take Texas on So he hung around ranchin' a while Well Sam caught sight of a big-legged beau And he let her shake em' down Popped a panty-ho, now the whole thing blown Damn you rodeo clown! Well help me lord I can't see straight And these people, they dumb as hell Lookin' for a biscuit on this gravy train And I won't stop til I get my fill Well I've been around the world and back And there's one thing to be known The lights are on, but nobody's home And this dog can't find a bone, lookout They call it the Texas Twit, yee-ha