Who The Fuck Was That?

Put a finger up if you've ever Been sobbing at your desk Because your dog is dead But then your man is like, get up from that desk You have a special delivery! But this doesn't seem like a flower delivery person... A random stranger Just stepped into my house Asking for a hug holding a bouquet of flowers So I look at him And he looks at her Something feels a bit off I say thanks and then she leaves And then he looks at me And says wow wasn't that so nice What a pleasant surprise And I said I guess, but who was that? No, really, who was that? Why did this woman just step in my house? Please answer my question, who was that? Was that the friend That I haven't ever met She just touched me, what is this? Who the f*ck was that? I have no idea how she knows where we live What is this mess? Who the f*ck was that? (Oh, oh, oh so confusing) (Oh, oh, oh what's she doing?) No, can you please clarify? Who the f*ck was that? Attached to the flowers Were some doggie treats The cheap kind that you get at Ralph's or CVS! We give them to our living dog And he gets sick I think they might be poisoness! Then I'm like what's up with the dog treats? And he gets all mad So I throw 'em in the trash and I'm like Why are you getting so defensive About fucking dog treats? And he's like well, cause they're from my friend! And I'm like... that friend? Why did she hug me? Please tell me! Was that the friend That I haven't ever met She just touched me, what is this? Who the f*ck was that? I have no idea how she knows where we live What is this mess? Who the f*ck was that? Oh, my heart's about to break in two Oh, but I still don't have, still don't have a clue