Where Is The Fucking Hospital?

[Lyrics taken from one of Kern's favorite movies, Toxic Avenger 4]My arm is brokenMy legs are fucked upI've gotta pee like a race horseYes I doWhere is the hospital ahw shitThis ain't the fucking hospitalThis is not the fucking hospitalHey you've got a pisser in hereCause I've gotta pee real badOh my gosh who could do such a thing to a defenselessBeautiful exceedingly attractive womanI must free her yeahHere I come Kabukiman to the rescue