If I Had $150,000

Have you ever had $150000 in your hand? Yeah me either but if I did here's exactly what I would do check it out Spend $150000 on a big ole yacht Wait a minute that's not enough to buy a yacht Spend $150000 on a iced out watch Wait what? I don't even really wear a watch Put a big screen TV in every room That wouldn't make sense only got five rooms Maybe buy a little pony for my baby girl Just might take a trip around the world I'd buy some yoga and meditate I'd get some brand new roller skates I'd spend some cash and fix this beat I might get some escargot to eat Oh wait! You said that's made with snails? Instead do you have blue crabs for sale? I'll take 100 dozen and cook 'em up Then share 'em with my friends as we party up