how my cello broke in half

If you're here, then you probably know That my cello has broken in half, in half It feels so very long ago But recent events have cleared the path To discovering the root of this uncertain past Last month, I showed this video To some relatives so I could brag about my fame At once, I noticed that my bro Wasn't even laughing... okay? (I mean, this is comedy gold, but whatever) And he started slowly backing away "What?" I exclaimed "Surely you don't know how this happened You must please explain" And he said, "I promise it was an accident" "I just wanted to scare You by jumping out a closet I didn't see the cello there And happened to land on top of it" "As I fell, I heard a crack And guess I never confessed that"