Caveat Emptor

I want a schmoopy doo Covered with a baboon I want the whole damn store And it's dirty whores I want to circumcise All the lullabies That made me such to fool to think I'd never die I want materials And a box full of dolls I can blow up and dance with like a star I'm a god damned wizard! The things I hated are what made me whole And now I'm empty and jaded