Don't Mess With Me

Sing a song in a desert storm There's something you might see A mighty man with a long cigar As wholly as can be Tattoo across his chest Saying don't you mess With Southern Hospitality I might be a lovin fool Fill me up with wonder I'll give you all I've ever got If you never steal my thunder We're all the same if you look away Blinded by the sunder Have you ever seen the border? With the devil on your shoulder? You can stand your ground with me Or burn in the midnight heat You can kiss your ass goodbye Or watch it ride into the sunset There's just one thing to know Don't mess with Texas Don't mess with me I'll show you crazy Like you've never seen Don't mess with Texas Don't mess with me I'll show you fires To the sixth degree Don't mess with Texas Don't mess with me I'm not your mama But I'm sure she'd agree That's right! We've got steers And queers But only I can give the horns Well we're loud And we're proud! There's just something we should warn Don't tell Antonio To blow it out his Paso Cause it's bigger down here And this ain't our first rodeo Forget the Alamo There's only one thing you should know