Have You Met, Baphomet?

"Gather round gather round The Gaylord wizard parade is about to begin!" Here he comes now! There's a party underground Drinking all around A party with the souls From the lost and found Dancing on the tables Ringing of the bells It's a rock-n-roll show At the gates of hell All the folks are gathered In a filed line Dressed in white satin With their license signed Come on down and see Ethereal heresy A show that lasts forever Regardless of weather And off to the side of this wild ride A young man asks me, why... Have you met, Baphomet? He's a wonderful guy Tall dark and handsome With some shiny blue eyes Tutelary of Geworfenheit A king without a thrown Have you met, Baphomet? He's a swell old guy Enamored in glamour Oh he's one of a kind Emissary star satellite Serpent littoral zone Have you met, Baphomet? He's a terrible guy! All of us in one He is evil combined Have you met, Baphomet? Should I make the deal? Should you make the deal? He smokes his life by the fence And flies with his sixth sense His jokes get all the smiles Fashion always in style Don't believe all he says Or you'll be better off dead But ain't that Rock Ain't that Roll Hell No...