You're Welcome [Original West End Cast Recording]

Aw, you can't just leave Not when you're dressed like that Dressed like what? This is what I always wear Yeah and it's torture! How can you expect us to control ourselves when you look like that? Dear Diary Here we are in the dark fifty yards from my car I could climb that tree, I'd never get that far They're a hundred pounds heavier, they have my keys I'm a rat in a trap, correction: I'm the cheese Hey there girl, ignore this fool He tries to play cool while he's dribbling drool Just trying to say in our friendly way That you've gotten hotter like every day Ow! Hey there girl, avoid this punk He's hungry for a hunk of the junk in your trunk There is no lie, that dog won't try When a tasty treat like you walks by, cause Once, you were geeky and nerdy Now you're flirty, freaky, and dirty You were nothing and nobody But now you're good enough to Get with me! Huh! You're welcome, look where you are You're welcome, you've won a football star! You're welcome Baby, what's that smell? That's the smell of me lovin' you well You're welcome! This is not a drill This is not a bad dream In a cow pasture, no one can hear you scream Never break their stare, stay awake, stay aware You're not in real danger 'til they grab your hair Come back girl, now don't play hurt If you don't want me starin', why you wearin' that skirt? We can't be tamed and we can't be blamed It's all your fault that we're inflamed! Cause once, you were grody and grotty Now you've got a body like a Maserati! Stroke my fur, make me purr- Hey! You wanted to be Popular! Hit me! Huh! You're welcome, look where you are You're welcome, come get your football star You're welcome You've joined the pros! Once we squeeze you You'll stay "squoze" You're welcome in my lap, welcome on my knee Well, come on and get grabby in the grass with me! I got one last chance to save my ass What was that move from my self-defence class? I'll steal your heart like a thief Bring you sweet relief Call me Wendy cause you never wonder 'Where's the beef?' They're a powder keg So don't yell or beg Stay friendly Then gently, accidentally sweep the leg Ah! This mud stinks! Ugh, gross! You're welcome Back up fool, you reek! You're welcome Well, you smell like a sewage leak You're welcome Wait, dude I'm pretty sure This ain't mud- it's COW MANURE! You're welcome! Ah, it's everywhere! You're welcome Hold on, it's in my hair! You're wel- Hey, girl Now let's not dwell I'mma smell You can tell I can still be lovin' you well! Swell! No, I'll be lovin' her well! See you in Hell! No, I'll be lovin' her well! No, I'll be- I'll be- I'll be- I'll be- Lovin' lovin' lovin' lovin' lovin' her well! You're welcome! You're welcome! You're welcome!