Choctaw County Affair

Well, life's been kind of trippy down here in MississippiSince Cassie O'Grady disappearedAnd me and my Bob Shaver been in all the newspapersEvery day for nigh on a yearThey say we got tangled in a love triangleA fatal game of truth or dareBut the truth remains a mystery and now it's ancient historyIt's a Choctaw County affairIt's just a Choctaw County affair (Choctaw County affair)Well, people talkin' 'bout it everywhere (Choctaw County affair)Well, Cassie O'Grady was no Southern ladyDespite all the media hypeThey all loved to make her out like a sweet little devoutAll-American cheerleader typeBut her mind was cattywampusShe was greedy, she was pompousStrutting 'round with her nose in the airShe was a cold gold-digger tickling a hand triggerIt's a Choctaw County affairIt's just a Choctaw County affair (Choctaw County affair)And now they say she's lying dead somewhere (Choctaw County affair)Well, I do not deny I wished Cassie would dieWhen she threatened us with blackmailShe said she had some information that would wreck my reputationAnd land Bobby back in jailNow it's best to remember Bobby Shaver's got a temperLike a buck-shot grizzly bearBut there's nobody, there's no witnessSo y'all go mind your businessIt's a Choctaw County affairIt's just a Choctaw County affair (Choctaw County affair)Oh, you mess with Bobby and you better beware (Choctaw County affair), yeah yeah-yeahHey, yeahWell, the press went wild on the day of the trialWhen they put us on the witness standThey thought we'd turn on each other, but soon they all discoveredWe were live-or-die, hand in handAnd that fancy D.A. from down Jackson waySaid he'd see us in the electric chair, haBut the foreman of the jury told me "honey, don't you worry"It's a Choctaw county affair, yeah(Choctaw County affair)Yeah, it's just a Choctaw County affair (Choctaw County affair), yeahHow would you know cause you weren't there (Choctaw County affair)It's just a Choctaw County affair (Choctaw County affair)Mmm, yeah, yeah (Choctaw County affair)