Muzzle

Waiting by the bar for an hour and a half When I heard this geezer shouting “You just can’t get the staff!” Cos he smokes when he drinks and he drinks when he smokes Now he’s getting all wound up like he was provoked Saying “Calm down mate, it was just a joke! I’ve got a foreign mate, he’s a lovely bloke, All you kids these days are way too woke, You can’t say anything nowadays” I’ve got mates in all the wrong places Can’t put names to all of their faces Propping up bars and wasting their wages Aged 10 years but nothing else changes Burst bubble, now I’m seeing double He was looking for trouble, yeah cracking his knuckles That boy needs a muzzle after he’s had a drink Cos a minute is a second when you stop and you think Yeah we’ve all had enough Yeah I know that you’re pissed Cos he acts proper tough, it don’t mean that he is And the next think I know, yeah he swung and he missed Shit I’ve got mates in all the wrong places Can’t put names to all of their faces Propping up bars and wasting their wages Aged 10 years but nothing else changes I’ve got mates in all the wrong places Can’t put names to all of their faces Propping up bars and wasting their wages Aged 10 years but nothing else changes