Great Minds Drink Alike

You might be sweating in a factory Or chained to a desk Teaching little kids math Or selling TV sets No matter what y ou do When it's time to unwind You raise your glass, knock a few back And have a good old time It's as easy as you drink I drink we can You drink you're happy I drink therefore I am I drink we'll stay here Till they turn out the lights Drink we'll have another 'round Shut this place down 'Cause great minds drink alike Call it liquor logic Or barstool philosophy We need to raise some hell After busting ass all week As long as there's hammer Or a clock to punch in We'll head down to the bar, try to break a few hearts When the weekend begins It's as easy as you drink I drink we can You drink you're happy I drink therefore I am I drink we'll stay here Till they turn out the lights Drink we'll have another 'round Shut this place down 'Cause great minds drink alike Oh Shakespeare, Einstein, Einstein, Bubba, and Plato Ain't we all just trying to drink each other under the table It's as easy as you drink I drink we can You drink you're happy I drink therefore I am I drink we'll stay here Till they turn out the lights Drink we'll have another 'round Shut this place down 'Cause great minds drink alike Come to drink of it I drink we're all drunk 'Cause great minds drink alike