If I Bled Money

If I bled money you would slit my wrist And drain me dry like an unwanted cyst I’d be your favorite source of income And you, you know I would Like vampires from the eastern hemisphere You’d stick your fangs in just beneath my ear You’d be my favorite tormentor And I, I know you would Just like the Romans you would pierce my side You’d sit and laugh as you watched me crucify Can I at least have vinegar to drink This crown of thorns sure know how to make me think If I was sane I would ask you to leave But that’s a day I can’t bear to see Cause you’re my favorite pain and pleasure And you you know you are I’ll learn a lesson from all this I’m sure Your a disease and I turned down the cure You are the perfect terminal condition And I, I know you are Just like the romans you would pierce my side You’d sit and laugh as you watched me crucify Can I at least have vinegar to drink This crown of thorns sure know how to make me think