Smoke Too Soon

He walked out, no two week notice Didn't even notice he was gone Who's gonna gas up my Ford Focus Who the hell's gonna mow my law I don't know I'll just let it grow and let it go Left me a why he left me list Folded up under my front door Chicken scratched down every reason He don't love me anymore I don't care He's outta my hair Every good riddance is written right there Says, I'm way too petty, guess he Don't think I'm funny the way I do I'm way too messy, getting ready Spilling glitter and littering his place with shoes Spend all my money on bullshit And all my time on booze I could but I can't help that I sleep in way too late And I smoke too soon Left his dishes in the sink, but the trash took itself out Suddenly, light on my feet, and my head's up in the clouds Hot things are hard to handle So I'll light another candle For the man who wrote that goodbye poem framed above my mantle Says, I'm way too petty, guess he Don't think I'm funny the way I do I'm way too messy, getting ready Spilling glitter and littering his place with shoes Spend all my money on bullshit And all my time on booze I could but I can't help that I sleep in way too late And I smoke too soon Oh, I smoke too soon, yeah What's so wrong with getting high at noon? Sing along, honey, if you do too What's so wrong with getting high at noon? Sing along, honey, if you do too Says, I'm way too petty, guess he Don't think I'm funny the way I do I'm way too messy, getting ready Spilling glitter and littering his place with shoes Spend all my money on bullshit And all my time on booze I could but I can't help that I sleep in way too late And I smoke too soon Oh, I smoke too soon Yeah, I smoke too soon