i don't wanna go to the beach

I don't wanna go to the beach Not cause of the water Not cause of the sand texture Not cause the suns got hotter I don't wanna go to the beach Cause boys will stop and stare At my best friend who decided to take me Who has long pretty blonde hair And eyes as blue as the ocean I mean don't get me wrong I'd get lost in them for hours and hours but I'm sitting here writing this song You see She's out with a boy that she's met 2 minutes ago While I'm in a hotel room alone Wishing someone had asked me to go out with them You see the beach is supposed to be a place of happiness and fun But it can't be fun when I'm too insecure to even run Around the sand around the water Cause my thighs will jiggle more Than the pretty blonde girl who decided to take me who lives next door These pretty blonde hair girls with their pretty ocean eyes I mean my eyes are kinda greenish grayish brownish sometimes While they'll be the first doll you'll pick I'll be the last in stock You see my looks aren't very much appealing so to say They're average but not average Normal in some type of way But they're too different enough for people to come up and say hey I think your really pretty Maybe can we go get a drink sometime Or can I get your number Just, god I don't wanna go to the beach Not cause of the sand Not cause of the water Not cause of the graininess I hate in my hair I don't wanna go the beach For the soul purpose of Not being enough standing next to this perfect dove of a girl I wanna be short and skinny With long blonde hair I want pretty ocean eyes That make boys stop and stare I want people to come up to me And complement my waist I want to be able to wear bikinis That fall below my waist I wanna be seen I wanna be heard But not in the way I've even seen or heard Cause that ways completely absurd I wanna be someone To someone else But I'm sitting here alone Writing this song in a hotel room all by myself