There Is No Crime In Independence, Oregon

Future former artist Sniffing Scotchgard in your apartment Forgone forgot furthest True love's no way to make the Forbes list Drink your proposition up Don't spill the bitters on your paper cuts Cash your mother's pension checks Don't blow it all on cigarettes Give up your informant Before they get you on your warrant It's nothing that important They got your face wrong in that portrait Drink your proposition up Don't watch your livestock while they f*ck Cash your mother's pension checks Don't blow it all on landline sex There is no crime in Independence, Oregon Except for the death of Mister Bachman