Taco Bell

The following events took place Thanksgiving day, 2022 Get ready So I was hungry for lunch I was craving Taco Bell Think I'll get something with crunch And some steak cooked nice and well I ordered stupidly fast Using my phone voice recorder What happened next was so sad The bastards cancelled my order I'm not feeling taco well Cause I ain't get my Taco Bell It makes me feel I taco fell Into a pit of taco hell Taco Bell, Taco Bell, Taco Bell, Taco Bell Taco, taco, taco, taco, taco, taco, Taco Bell So I was feeling distraught Thoughts of "where else could I eat" But it was tacos I sought Not some dry, strange hunk of meat I grabbed my scarf and my coat Was feeling very determined But then my face turned pale white They're fucking closed on Thanksgiving I'm not feeling taco well Cause I ain't get my Taco Bell It makes me feel I taco fell Into a pit of taco hell Taco Bell, Taco Bell, Taco Bell, Taco Bell Taco, taco, taco, taco, taco, taco, Taco Bell I'm fucking sick of this shit I know that someone must pay I swear that I'm gonna snap You know what, hold on The CEO of Taco Bell's name is Mark King He lives at 1 Glen Bell Way, Irvine, California Zip code: 92618 Social Security Number: 389-81-2547 Mark King, if you hear this, start fucking running I'm not feeling taco well Cause I ain't get my Taco Bell It makes me feel I taco fell Into a pit of taco hell Taco Bell, Taco Bell, Taco Bell, Taco Bell Taco, taco, taco, taco, taco, taco, Taco Bell I'm not feeling taco well Cause I ain't get my Taco Bell It makes me feel I taco fell Into a pit of taco hell Taco Bell, Taco Bell, Taco Bell, Taco Bell Taco, taco, taco, taco, taco, taco, Taco Bell August 8th, 2025 Mark King, be ready