Techno Bear

[Knock knock] Ja, who's there? Ist ein bear! Ein bear? Ja, ein Technobear! Ooh, ein technobear? Ja! would you like to learn about techno? Ja, this is a techno friendly household! Oh good, I have some pamphlets, May I come in? Oh ja, please come in! Oh, danke I am the Techno Bear. It's so nice to meet you I came here to dance I'm not going to eat you When I hear the bass drop It brings me out of hibernation. I get out on the dance floor Without any hesitation. The techno beats are sweeter than honey I'd buy all the records but bears don't have money I am the Techno Bear I rage and I rave Then I take the party back to my techno cave. Peace Love Techno Bears Unity Respect Techno Bears! I am the Techno Bear You know that I'm jamming And when it's time to groove I get it slapping like salmon I'm sharpening my claws To scratch all the vinyl Need techno in my life I find that it's vital I am the Techno Bear Do you like all my Candy? I took a bunch of Molly And I'm feeling quite randy. I could use a little water And a shoulder rub. I am the Techno Bear And I bring you love. Peace Love Techno Bears Unity Respect Techno Bears! [ring ring] [ring] Hello, this is telephone Ja, hello this is Techno Bear Oh hello Techno Bear Yeah I was just wondering Did you have a chance to read the pamphlet I left with you? I think I read most of it, yeah. Do you think that you are interested in the Techno Lifestyle? I mean I have a few questions but I'm pretty sure I'm ready to move to the Techno Commune. Oh that's great, why don't you come on down? We have a room ready for you! Okay be right there! Peace Love Techno Bears Unity Respect Techno Bears! Peace Love Techno Bears Unity Respect Techno Bears!