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We got drugs, drugs, drugs The kind that you can get if you feel all fucked up Won't heal you up, but shit will get you buzzed, buzzed, buzzed Got a shape, every cell in you will love, love, love I said, we got drugs, drugs, drugs The kind for when you're feeling any type of fucked up Won't heal a cause, but it gets the right nerves plugged So worth it, you won't miss the feel of love, love, love I'm Doctor Corvid, From the 1500s, I'm renowned I run an independent clinic on the edge of town We check some boxes, make a profit hocking products That run ads on channels your grand daddy watches Expecting us to aid you, don't mean to fail you, but tough We only let you in because your name's easy and you're pale enough Whatever gets worse, you can afford not to feel it all And figure everyone else's issues are individual You're simple chemicals, physical laws, imperial causes And I ain't here to tell you where your flaws is I'm just a doctor Never passed an exam for a degree But I was the test proctor, so Listen to me You got money? I got relief I promise, honey, honest, it's nicer than on the streets Ain't a deal, it's worth a pretty penny Nothing good comes free But with suburban insurance You'll be leaving with all of these We got drugs, drugs, drugs The kind that you can get if you feel all fucked up Won't heal you up, but shit will get you buzzed, buzzed, buzzed Got a shape, every cell in you will love, love, love I said, we got drugs, drugs, drugs The kind for when you're feeling any type of fucked up Won't heal a cause, but it gets the right nerves plugged So worth it, you won't miss the feel of love, love, love Now pay up Feed the machine, forget you're getting fucked Not enough? Still suffering? Stumble back, we'll double up F*ck your guts up, your blood up, feel too numb? Double up We don't give a f*ck about you We don't give a f*ck Just give us the bucks Without you I still got thirty one other sucker, tuckered out patients waiting for a script Ya dig? Ya feel me? These things affect your memory? You thinking this is therapy? Why the f*ck are you telling me Your job sucks, you can't sleep, you're pad's fucked, you can't eat Don't see the point in telling me Just take these Be grateful there's a name for your disease And a sponsored bullet pointed list of chemical regimes No stress. don't be depressed. we got a pill for that Might slow you down a tad, but we got a pill for that Might make you nauseous, no sweat, there's a pill for that But don't you dare take all 3 at once, that causes heart attacks We got drugs, drugs, drugs The kind that you can get if you feel all fucked up Won't heal you up, but shit will get you buzzed, buzzed, buzzed Got a shape, every cell in you will love, love, love I said, we got drugs, drugs, drugs The kind for when you're feeling any type of fucked up Won't heal a cause, but it gets the right nerves plugged So worth it, you won't miss the feel of love, love, love We got drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs We got drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs Drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs Side effects may include Memory lapses, gas and bloating, cracking joints, cramps and stress Lethargy, nausea, halitosis, rash, dizziness, IBS Fatigue, easy bruising, eye twitching, slow healing, difficulty eating, shortness of breath Hypertension, restless legs, depression, stupor, and possibly death Hope I ain't scaring you After all, this is America We're taking care of you Believe me, Doctor Corvid's taking care of you