Luckiest Guy I Know

Spent my whole damn life never caught a break Stuck in this one horse town off the interstate I’ve hauled hay, hauled junk and I’ve Hauled ass If it’s Broke I can fix it with a little cash From Thongs and bongs to one night stands You know Redneck shit never goes as planned I've been locked up and I’ve been kick out I’m still first class white trash ain’t no doubt That I’ve been losing  as long as I remember But if I had a few bucks to change my luck I’d order jack and coke with a little ice Get that big butted waitress to treat me nice Buy a jacked up truck pulling a boat Snake skin boots and a carhartt coat I’d buy a sweet little trailer on a piece of land And put a Diamond ring on a cowgirls hand I’d be the redneck king rolling down dirt roads If luck is for losers I’m the luckiest guy I know   When I finally get the nerve to leave this town At the city limit sign my truck broke down There was white smoke rolling out from the hood If I ever had luck it wasn’t that good I had to call my mom to come get me She was out on a date and I made three So I rode bitch in a single cab We’ve gone past worse and straight thru bad I’ve been losing as  long as I remember But if I had a few bucks to change my luck I’d order jack and coke with a little ice Get that big butted waitress to treat me nice Buy a jacked up truck pulling a boat Snake skin boots and a carhartt coat I’d buy a sweet little trailer on a piece of land And put a Diamond ring on a cowgirls hand I’d be the redneck king rolling down dirt roads If luck is for losers I’m the luckiest guy I know