The Most Beautiful

The man with three legs goes town to town With Siamese twins and wolf girl, renowned For howling at the crowd, to fill the tip jar She richer than them by far The most beautiful girl in the world is disguised In a body as large as the wide open sky They don't look very deep, they just gape and they stare As if she's not really there All the freaks that we meet The pointers and laughers, impaired by conceit Grotesquely two-faced, we pray for their misshapen souls All the freaks that we meet God fearing witnesses, drunk with deceit Keep your eyes open, the preacher will throw the first stone The tallest man alive has brittle bones And somber eyes from years alone He doesn't say much, but his words are true Even though he's pay per view The tiniest couple, a woman and man They had a child you could fit in one had He didn't live long, and the people they came To see the world's smallest grave All the freaks that we meet The pointers and laughers, impaired by conceit Grotesquely two-faced, we pray for their misshapen souls All the freaks that we meet God fearing witnesses, drunk with deceit Keep your eyes open, the preacher will throw the first stone