Don't Get Sick

Doctors tired Covered in gore Heath cares free and you get what you pay for Food tastes shit Patients grumpy A finger up his arse and ask him if he's comfy Don't get sick Don't get sick Nurse is skint Covered in bile Still got time for a wink and a smile Wards are dirty They've got no beds The doctor mixed up my grandads meds Don't get sick Don't get sick Four Five Six Don't get sick Seven Eight Nine Wait in line You'll be fine Nuns in the chapel Oh for Christ sake The gift shops shit They don't sell grapes They'll make you better just like they should And send you home with a superbug You'll get sick You'll get sick The surgeons drunk and he's botched the surgery Have you got an appointment? It's an emergency! The NHS has got no future It's gone to shit So I'm joining Bupa I won't get sick I won't get sick Don't get sick Don't get sick Four Five Six Don't get sick Seven Eight Nine Wait in line You'll be fine