Nose

Lived off the smell of an oily rag for most of my life I've lived the highest highs, I've seen the toughest strife One of these days I'll shuffle off, cos that's the way it goes But I refuse to die from pickin' my nose I put my finger in my schnoz and I twisted it around I get that booger under my nail and then I pull it out A river of blood came pourin' out and splashin on my toes There's no way I'll die from pickin' my nose Excavate, excavate, get that booger out! Olfactory decongestion is what we're on about Excavate, excavate, get that nostril clear! Nasal passage clarity is what we hold most dear I went into the hospital with blood upon my beard My missus came and said you make that ugly thing disappear I shrugged and did as I was told, cos that's the way it goes I lost my beard from pickin' my nose Excavate, excavate, get that booger out! Olfactory decongestion is what we're on about Excavate, excavate, get that nostril clear Nasal passage clarity is what we hold most dear I went to the Olympic Games to try and claim the gold The fastest pick of the biggest booger comes home with the gold A juicy nugget from my nostril made the crowd explode Fame and glory from pickin' my nose Excavate, excavate, get that booger out Olfactory decongestion is what we're on about Excavate, excavate, get that nostril clear Nasal passage clarity is what we hold most dear Lived off the smell of an oily rag for most of my life I've lived the highest highs, I've seen the toughest stride One of these days I'll shuffle off, cos that's the way it goes But I refuse to die from pickin', sometimes it's finger lickin' good There's no way I'll die from pickin' my nose