Penis

I never really gave it a name, maybe it or maybe wayne Like having a piece of wood between my legs I didn't mind what it could do, I'll give her one, I'll give her two But I knew deep down there had to be a better way Oh whoa whoa Last night I tried to suck my, last night I tried I couldn't quite reach, but I want to try again Last night I tried to suck my, last night I tried Okay, you can chop it off, just make it quick One day I stepped on a plane, to the land of smiles for certain pain Or in layman's terms, a sex change Three weeks later I came back, glistening jewellery box inside my lap My newest possession, Imelda was her name Oh whoa whoa Last night I tried to suck my, last night I tried I couldn't quite reach, but I want to try again Last night I tried to suck my, last night I tried Okay, you can chop it off, just make it quick I remember the moment, I was down for the count On the floor two piles of clothes, a bright way forward, a dark way out Last night I tried to suck my own penis, I couldn't quite reach, but I want to try again Last night I tried to suck my, last night I tried Okay, you can chop it off, just make it quick Last night I tried to suck my own penis, I couldn't quite reach, but I want to try again Ambivalence seems to be the way I feel about this part of me Okay, you can chop it off, just make it quick Okay, you can chop it off, just make it quick It's time I said goodbye to my old friend...