Piss

My name is Prudence, I work in the library I take myself oh so seriously I wear a peaked cap as a symbol of pomposity and hiss at students who disturb the peace Well you can roll me up in paper and flush me out to sea But you'll never take the piss out of me! My name is Constance, regular as can be Daily dose of fibre is my virtue can't you see I come down the library ladder to go to the lavatory You'll never take the piss out of me Well you can roll me up in paper and flush me out to sea But you'll never take the piss out of me! My name's Martina, I work in the laboratory with containers full of human pee Some people, they're desiccated Orange as can be You can roll me up in paper and flush me out to sea Hut you'll never take the piss out of me We're all serious people, we want to loosen up What are we going to do? We join the laughter club Well you can roll us up in paper and flush us out to sea But you'll never take the piss out of wee But you'll never take the piss out of me No you'll never take the piss You'll never take the piss out of wee No you'll never take the piss out of wee