The Dogs Are Pissing On Your Swag

The dogs are pissing on your swag The dogs are pissing on your swag There comes a time in every leader's reign Looking back upon the wins, the joy and the pain But when the polls start to take on a southerly inflection It's enough to kill a leader's...ahem...direction! Is it me? Am I the problem Is it time to go? But I honestly still think I'm the best person to lead the party to the next election I mean, a driver's dog could do it, no? Oh no, what's that I feel? You thought you had it done and dusted Destiny, preordained in the bag I've got news for you, old buddy, old pal The dogs are pissing on your swag! I'll really hand it to you Pump your tyres, salute your flag I'll piss in your pocket and blow smoke up your arse But the dogs are pissing on your swag The dogs are pissing on your swag The dogs are pissing on your swag The onions are out for you, old pal And the dogs are pissing on your swag The jig is up, the game is over You'll have plenty of time to defrag Relevance deprivation syndrome awaits you When the dogs are pissing on your swag But thanks so much for all that you've done The hole's been dug and here's your body bag Long may you look upon us from the party room wall When the dogs are pissing on your swag The dogs are pissing on your swag The dogs are pissing on your swag This is my leader, I'm ambitious for me, I mean him When the dogs are pissing, it's you we won't be missing When the dogs are pissing on your swag!