The Toe-Sucking Texan Strikes Again!

Da da da da, da da da da, da da da da da da dee da Da da da da, da da da da, da da da da da da dee da I was at home, soaking in the tub And this creature crawled in through the door Naked body, on the tiles I was gonna get it, for sure Then I feel a soft, moist presence on my toes It feels so good, just enjoy it, I suppose What on earth's going on, my friend? The toe-sucking Texan strikes again I was in bed, just minding my own Curled up with a novel, switched off my phone Then all a sudden, there's a presence round my bed I hear strange noises, see the top of his head Oh my god, could this be the end? The toe-sucking Texan strikes again I never knew it could feel so magic The things he does to my phalanges I give him food, so he hangs around Until it's toe-sucking time in my house Oh my god, I've made a new friend The toe-sucking Texan strikes again He's got a brother, he's willing to lend The toe-sucking Texan strikes again I'm in the middle of a toe-sucking sesh There's a knock on the door, I hear a yell They say, hey, what's he doing at your house? It's toe-sucking time, so come on, come on out The neighborhood's in uproar over him The toe-sucking Texan strikes again La da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da It's about that time I contend The toe-sucking Texan strikes again I never knew it could feel so magic The things he does to my phalanges I give him food so he hangs around Til it's toe-sucking time at my house He's got a brother he's willing to lend The toe-sucking Texan strikes again I've got a feeling we're more than friends The toe-sucking Texan strikes again He's got a franchise he's hoping to extend The toe-sucking Texan strikes again Ain't no doubt about it!