Where Are My Balls?

Where are my balls Where are my balls Where are my balls, balls, balls Into the hospital to get a slit In my scrotum didn't hurt at all I woke up feeling a little bit lighter And I've got a question for y'all Where are my balls, where are my balls I thought it could be fun to roll them down the hall They must be clanking around here somewhere Where are my balls, where are my balls Could be good to have them in a jar For my girl to know she's in control But I'm bereft and I'm lacking in heft And I've got a question for y'all Where are my balls, where are my balls I thought it could be fun to sell them at the mall They must be clanking around here somewhere Where are my balls, where are my balls Two nuts in a sack, I really want them back Why are they not fully refundable Where are my balls, where are my balls Where are my balls, where are my balls I thought it could be fun to roll them down the hall They must be clanking around here somewhere Where are my balls, where are my balls Where are my balls, where are my balls I thought it could be fun to sell them at the mall They must be clanking around here somewhere Where are my balls, where are my balls Hang on, let's go check the medical waste bin I've got a feeling that's where they are Marinating in a jar of testicular formaldehyde Patiently waiting for me to rescue them after all these years