Four Steps

Today's the day that it all happens The tension's humming in the air I know I must proceed with caution A few loose ends to tie up, and we're there I've toiled for years to get this far Sold my soul so many times, I can't recall When I failed they whispered 'losers always find a way to lose' After this they won't say that any more Step one: he's got to sign the bloody contract Step two: make sure the money's in the bank Step three: throw some cash around in Cabo Step four: aell my shares and don't look back My mother told me once I'd never make it So I vowed to build an empire for myself Noone gave a damn about me really I learned the key to love is lots of wealth Step one: get him to sign the bloody contract Step two: dot the I's and cross the T's Nothing can go wrong until it's over Then it's au revoir, time for me to leave I'll call up my new friends, say Join me won't you please We'rel hangin' on my yacht They'll never want to leave Step one: he's got to sign the bloody contract Step two: count the money in the bank Step three: watch my friends beg for favors Step four: kick them out 'cause they're all fake I'll call my mother Show her all that I have done She'll say I knew you'd make it I've always loved you son But first he has to sign the bloody contract Nothing can go wrong until that's done Then I'll be the envy of everyone I know And they won't call me loser any more I'll be the envy of everyone I know And I'll be loved at last for sure