Somebody Famous

Please, Mr. Surgeon, I don't want to be a nuisance Can you make me look like someone I'm not Better hair, better teeth can you do these things for me So I carry the physique of a god I just want to be mistaken for somebody famous But not one of the jerks or a terrible racist For the moment your eyes meet mine, I want to believe it, too I just want to be mistaken for somebody famous Tall, dark, and handsome, are they holding it for ransom If you want, I'll sell off part of my soul There's really nothing to it when you're trying to keep it fluid I'm not sure how much is left in the bowl I just want to be mistaken for somebody famous But not one of the jerks or a terrible racist For the moment your eyes meet mine, I want to believe it, too I just want to be mistaken for somebody famous Would you notice me at all if I were taller How can I move your needle, anyway? No, I'm not doing well The dark circles 'round my eyes have tales to tell I just want to be mistaken for somebody famous But not one of the jerks or a terrible racist For the moment your eyes meet mine, I want to believe it, too We all want to be mistaken for somebody famous