Day Drinking

My fourth glass of rosé I've been pounding 'em all day Eleven o'clock I'm not gonna stop Feeling real spicy Gin and tonic so icy Oh I love this song Now I wanna dance Ooh, day drinking You know what I'm thinking Let's keep going til we're totally faced It's not a bender I know the bartender He thinks it's funny when I sing real loud Got a cig I can borrow? Won't remember tomorrow I shouldn't have worn this jumpsuit I'm white girl wasted Both eyelashes unpasted I just watched 'em sail away on the breeze Ooh, day drinking You know what I'm thinking Let's steal a boat and go for a ride Oh shit My phone is missing Who was I just kissing Do you really think I'm forever alone I hit on the waiter But he's a jealous hater Do you think I'm pretty Tell me again I wanna tell you something Whaaaaat? I think... I think I'm crushin' on you Nuh uh. Get outta here! No, really, I think you're so Oh hey! I have an idea What? Let's do something weird Okay yeah. Like what? Let's pierce each other's noses That's kinda romantic What? No, I... I just meant Oh here! I have a safety pin Is it clean? Hold still. Take a deep breath Ooh, that's my cheek You moved. Ow! Stop moving! My face! Stop stabbing me! There's so much blood Help! Ooh day drinking You know what I'm thinking Ooh, I think you know what I'm thinking Let's keep going till we're totally faced Until we're totally faced It's not a bender No, it's not a bender I know the bartender Yeah, ya do He thinks it's funny when I sing real loud Ooh, day drinking Let's go sing karaoke You know what I'm thinking Let's steal a boat and go for a ride