Kitty Needs A She-Shed

Sometimes I wish I was still living on my own But I can't afford To pay my rent alone My lack of autonomy Is due to the economy I need my space But don't get any at home Oh I don't need a mansion Just a place to get away Somewhere I can go that's all for me Where I don't get a dirty look If I never want to cook And I can binge watch all my crime shows on tv I love my man With all my heart But sometimes We need some time apart I miss the days one bed one bath Was all the room that I had But I only had to share it after dark Oh I don't need a mansion Just a place to get away Somewhere I can go that's all for me Where I don't get a dirty look If I never want to cook And I can binge watch all my crime shows on tv Oh I still remember Back when every night was still a date In the morning I'd go home And I'd have some time alone To just be me With noone to irritate Oh lord give me money Before my relationship is doomed If I had some cheddar It would sure make my life better If I can't have my own house Then at least my own bathroom Oh I don't need a mansion Just a place to get away Somewhere I can go that's all for me Where there's noone in my shower With the door locked for an hour And I don't ever Have to wait to take a pee