The Worst Idea Ever

It's been a while Since I've heard something new Doesn't squeak like an old shoe Or hipsters huffing glue It's been a while Since ketchup was a fruit I'll keep you I the loop Oblivion let's make it last Locusts swarm and swallow the past Immorality of driving cash Locust swarm and swallow the past It's been a while Since I've smelled something new Doesn't smell like cheap perfume Or bacon in a tomb It's been a while Since I've seen something new Doesn't look like Doug Magrew Or roadkill hairless shrew It's been a while It's been a while It's been a while It's been a while It's been a while Since I've tried something new Like mayonnaise carp fondue I'll save a bite for you