Washing Machine

When I want to be clean, I put myself in the washing machine I run myself through the washing machine when it's time to be clean Yeah when it's time to be clean, I put myself in the washing machine I run myself through the washing machine, when it's time to be clean Give me cold cold cycle and a permanent press and the store brand detergent is fine With my socks and shoes and the sheets in too for about 32 minutes of time And I can handle all the agitation, it's good, but keep the lid open so I can see I'm not afraid of the dark but when the whole thing starts I have a difficult time trying to read Cause man I gotta be clean, I put myself in the washing machine I run myself through the washing machine, when it's time to be clean Yeah when it's time to be clean I put myself in the washing machine I run myself through the washing machine, when it's time to be clean And I have a multitude of showers in my house, but they don't seem to quite do the job I spent my whole life in there, mostly shampooing my hair and I still looked like a miserable slob And the bathtub, he wastes a lot of water they say and I prefer to be a friend to the Earth Give me gray water washing, violently tossing my body away from the dirt Cause when it's time to be clean I put myself in the washing machine I run myself through the washing machine, when it's time to be clean Yeah when it's time to be clean, I put myself in the washing machine I run myself through the washing machine, when it's time to be clean