I Eat Your Cat (feat. Chowmeister)

Oh Hello there! I am the Chinese man I've come to eat your cat And diss you with my rap Your roadkill is my dinner I eat them with my liquor Bitch I'm a grave digger Serial cat killer I post it on Twitter But I'm also on Tinder Look up Chinese Cat Eater I'm the household reaper A real fucking creeper Your dogs in my freezer I boil your goldfish Ends up a cold dish But don't be squeamish Your pets are my wish Ooh your cat a very tasty I wanted to eat Your cat's red meat And also your dog too I wanted to steal My neighbour's eel To make some nice eel soup I wanted your snake To make a cake To make a baked snake cake I wanted your bird But only a third To make some dead bird stew Your cat's in my cookbook And my recipe notebook I ate your hamster To make me gangster Your cats will be flayed That's how I get paid And how I get laid Cus your cat is my babe I'm gonna go fifty shades I'm having my way But I'm not gay Cus this cat is a dude That's so fucking rude But let's change the topic I don't want no guy dick I got a friend named Reggie He's so fucking edgy He gives me the bird And says the n-word So many profanities Provokes my insanity I have a friend named Daniel I stole his cocker spaniel I deep fried his dog And roasted his frog My Chinese recipe Is a necessity Stolen animal stir-fry Dead parrot deep fried But I guess I lied Your pets have died I know what I'm having for dinner I have stolen all your animals Be glad I'm not a cannibal Because that chick dressed in black Do be looking like a snack But if I were to pick A nice tasty chick She better be thick And not have a dick I woke up today and I had a boner Some cat must have lost its owner It's about to be an organ donor Because I'm the homeowner And I don't have Corona So this cat better be clean Cus I'm serving with beans I'll feed it cat chow And make it kung pow It'll be tasty Like a pastry So please don't meow And don't have a cow Actually Now I want a cow