Drinkin' Song

(One, two, three fifths down, down) One fifth mistake, I'm still awake Two fifths, damn, f*ck my life, man Three fifths gone, shit, come on I'd keep drinkin', but hell, I'm sinkin' (into this couch) Come on, man, grab a fifth Let's go, get too drunk with (me) It won't hurt you that bad, I swear On the porch, in the chair Man, why me, this ain't fair One, two, three fifths down with this drinkin' song If you're healin' from a breakup Or you wanna catch-up (with some friends) Just listen to this song It won't take long Come on, man, grab a fifth Let's go, get too drunk with (me) It won't hurt you that bad, I swear On the porch, in the chair Man, why me, this ain't fair One, two, three fifths down with this drinkin' song Come on, grab some Jack Go look in that six-pack Red neck from the sun Let's have some fun If it's warm, throw it in (the cooler) It'll be better when You go and grab the fifth Let's go, get too drunk with (me) It won't hurt you that bad, I swear On the porch, in the chair Man, why me, this ain't fair One, two, three fifths down with this drinkin' song (One, two, three fifths down with this drinkin' song) (One, two, three fifths down, down)