Stickup

Alright Everybody listen up THIS IS A STICK UP This isn't a joke It's not a fucking song THIS IS A STICK UP Give us all your cash, your watches and jewelry You: get your hands up! Reach for the sky And keep them held high Hands where we can see them, people No one has to die This is not a concert We are not a band We've been planning this for decades and now we show our hand We never got a drummer, it's a 50/50 split The music's pre-recorded, we're not playing shit You should've joined our mailing list You should've bought a shirt But you fucked up, give us your stuff and no one will get hurt In the music business, this is how it goes if you want to make a decent profit at your shows Alright Everybody shut up THIS IS A STICK UP Where's my money? You think I'm being funny? THIS IS A STICK UP Don't call the fucking cops Don't try to be a hero You: stop crying! I'll bash you in the face With my motherfucking bass If any of you sons of bitches Try to leave this place This is not a concert We are not a band We've been planning this for decades and now we show our hand We never got a drummer, it's a 50/50 split The music's pre-recorded, we're not playing shit You should've joined our mailing list You should've bought a shirt But you fucked up, give us your stuff and no one will get hurt In the music business, this is how it goes if you want to make a decent profit at your shows This is not a concert We are not a band We've been planning this for decades and now we show our hand We never got a drummer, it's a 50/50 split The music's pre-recorded, we're not playing shit You should've joined our mailing list You should've bought a shirt But you fucked up, give us your stuff and no one will get hurt In the music business, this is how it goes if you want to make a decent profit at your shows